As I have been compliling my catalog of
hiccup remedies, the number of
home remedies continues to grow exponentially! There are over 500
hiccup cures on the Web, indicating to me, once again, that there is a vast underground interest in this subject. A friend of mine in the
Philadelphia area related to me that the talk radio program on
BigTalk1210 hosted by
Michael Smerconish has been talking about hiccups and hiccup cures all week. And remember that
Jeff Elder column? Jeff relates that he had a flood of responses. Everyone has their favorite treatment, and most of them seem to come from Grandma. People are PASSIONATE about their "cure" and quite defensive about them as well. I find it all quite interesting...
Some of the worst remedies I have found are the ones that embarass the sufferer or try to distract them away from their
hiccups. Scaring and threatening cures are included here. Like the nun who holds her hand menacingly over the sufferer's head and orders them to "hiccup,... hiccup NOW". Or the ones that you have to put yourself in an awkward position and then drink a lot of water. How about rubbing your ear? Or putting a fish bone on your head? Then there are the smart-asses that insist that you can just will them, or think them away. What an insult to those who truly suffer from
singultus. If you don't really have PROBLEM hiccups, then these kiddie-cures are fine and may be enough for you. OK, be quiet and step aside so real
singultus sufferers can find some true relief.
I also dislike the so-called remedies that ask you to ingest something. While it may sometimes work for some people, as often as not it will make
singultus even worse. Let's not forget that you would have to have some of these odd items with you and be able to ingest them despite what yopu are doing. Sugar might not be too difficult to find (one of the "top" home remedies), but can be very difficult to get down your throat. Maybe it works (when it works) because of the gagging you experience influences the diaphragm. Peanut butter, pickle juice, and vinegar are also very popular horrible remedies. Try that while on a business trip speaking to potential clients or while you are suffering
singultus as a side effect to medical treatment or pregnancy. Nice (...NOT!).
There are 2
hiccups "cures" on the internet that come up high in the search engines. Both of them annoy me in the extreme! The first one is the
Hughes/Green Hiccup Cure and the other is the
Jeff Goebel "World Famous Hiccup Cure". I'd like to turn a fire hose on both of these Bozo's. Both of these guys falsley claim that their "cure" "works every time"... BULLCRAP!
Goebel even goes so far to say that you will never get the hiccups again.
David Hughes seems like a total lunatic and rails against masturbation as being against God on the same site as well as "reveals" information about the end of the world.
Goebel is ignorant and arrogant, not one of my favorite combinations.
David Hughes would have you drink water continuously until "you feel like you're drowning". Why would anyone choose to do this to themselves, especially with medical issues or with a small child. "Here, darlin' just drink this until you think you'll die soon".
Goebel insists that all you have to do is concentrate and wait for the next
hiccup and it will never come. He claims that "all
hiccup cures are the same cure". He also promotes the use of the word "BEEP" as an addition to concentrating. What a schmuck! The aspect that bothers me the most is the the endless claims by these clowns that theirs is the definative cure without any mention of medical conditions or science or seeing a medical professional if the cure just somehow does not work. I have seen the suffering, I have done the research, I have interviewed true sufferers, and both of these guys can jump off a cliff.
For average everyday
hiccups the home remedies that work BEST are the ones that influence the Vagus and Phrenetic nerves directly. People have different types of
hiccups and need to find what works the best for them. For some people additional help and support is required. Up until recently, the only medical support available were potentially dangerous medications like
Thorazine. The newest option is the patented
Hic-Cup, a readily available Class I medical device that "re-sets" the hiccup nerves with a mild electrical current created by simple
galvanic action. According to inventor, Phil Ehlinger, it has worked without fail in 15 years of prototype testing. It has worked flawlessly for me and everyone I have shared my
Hic-Cup with over the last 3 weeks. Yet, even Ehlinger acknowledges that this is NOT the ONLY cure for
singultus (just the most discreet, reliable instant one). Ehlinger supports people finding what works for them while offerring the BEST option for real
singultus treatment to those who need it. The company website goes on to warn people that IF the
Hic-Cup does not work for them, 1) they can return it for a full refund, and 2) you should seek medical help as you may have a very serious illness indeed. Ehlinger sells the
Hic-Cup online at
www.Hic-Cups.com.
Philadelphia news station
CBS Channel 3 ran this piece on Ehlinger and the
Hic-Cup ...
Watch it Here